Congratulations, consumer! Your free Skizzetag prescription has been approved! Yes, Skizzetag, the Depot-13 certified daily visual stimulant, designed to safely stimulate the creative centers of the brain.

Daily recommended dosage is one image per day, to be taken directly through the ocular organs. If swelling or bleeding of the ocular receptors occurs, discontinue use of product and consult your Depot-13 certified medical technician immediately.

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User: Otto GermainPosted on 2008-12-02 at 17:10:42
We at Depot-13 would like to issue a recall on all G-7 series automated labor units. If your G-7 is malfunctioning, simply ship the unit back in its original packaging, and you will receive a full refund of your purchase price (shipping and handling not included). If your G-7 has inserted an ice auger into your face, please contact the Depot-13 Customer Service Hotline at your earliest convenience.

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